A very elderly man leaves his computer desk and walks over to his fridge. Lifting up the flap marked “Old Fart’s shelf”, he takes out a Root Beer and an Oreo cookie. Closing the fridge, he turns to his great grandson and says…
“If there’s one thing about surfing the Internet I cannot stomach; all the damn Psychic and Sanguine Vampyres!”
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/twilight- ... -lore.html
Now I might just be cynical, but has anyone else noticed that this “real vampire” craze (or mystical bollocks, to steal a quote from Weebles) seemed to manifest itself AFTER the release of “Vampire – The Masquerade”?
...All the damn Vampyres! - Yahoo news story.
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Merticus talks bollocks
The first bit sounds like Bruce Wayne, and the second bit sounds like Batman.
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Found this tonight:
"Gaiman noted that he hadn’t read the [Twilight] books, but ultimately was looking for something to replace teen vampires."
"Gaiman noted that he hadn’t read the [Twilight] books, but ultimately was looking for something to replace teen vampires."
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Wll, since everything nowadays in the genre seems to be about kewl vampires and zombies, a new fad will come along…markandre13 wrote:Found this tonight:
"Gaiman noted that he hadn’t read the [Twilight] books, but ultimately was looking for something to replace teen vampires."
Fundraiser. You know, it's like Hellraiser, but without the Cenobites, the blood and all that.
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There's this Japanese artist who paints nymphomaniac sex-crazed nude vampire girls with dicks and tails... I'd like to see something like that after the Twilight hype.ThomasB wrote:Wll, since everything nowadays in the genre seems to be about kewl vampires and zombies, a new fad will come along…
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