Discuss about the Nephilim, Nefilim, F.O.T.N. and other projects by Carl McCoy. Stay on-topic, all off-topic posts will either be deleted or moved to General Chat or elsewhere.
Moderators: Morphic, Blue Angel, The Fallen Ones
-
wild bill buttock
- Nephilim
- Posts: 2571
- Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:00 pm
-
Contact:
Post
by wild bill buttock » Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:55 pm
Don't ask me how I know, but I've had a whisper that
Dominion Magazine will be publishing this article on thier online news thingy within the next week.
Lets hope it's not true eh?
Fields of the Nephilim to split again
In a shock press release yesterday, top gothic rockers Fields of the nephilim have announced they are to split. The two guitarists, bass player and drummer are to get an Eddie Vedder sound alike and form a band called Rubbercon.
The four musicians have been something of an enigma since joining mainman Carl McCoy when the last version of Fields of the Nephilim split up last month, and are known only as “The men with no names (and hats)” .
The blond guitarist that looks a bit like a tramp told us “We’ve decided to go our own way after we get paid for the forthcoming German Christmas festivals, as me and that bloke who wears the hat with dreadlocks sewn to it are a bit fed up with not being recognised for our huge input into the band”. Asked what this huge input into the band was, that bloke who wears the hat with dreadlocks sewn to it said “People think it’s easy looking up guitar tabs on the internet then learning them note for note, but I’m telling you it’s not”. The bands drummer refused to comment but bass guitarist, what’s-his-name, said “Don’t ask me mate, some bloke told me to stand here and hold his guitar while he went for a slash.”
Frontman Carl McCoy admitted he didn’t know who was actually in the band anymore. “All I know is some geezer that looks a bit like Nigel Planer picks me up from the pub every now and then, drives me to somewhere, puts me on a stage and tells me to sing. So it’s not Tony, Paul, Pete and Nod behind me then? Well fcuk me backwards, when did they leave then?”
Asked about the future of the band Carl said “Oh I’ll probably start calling myself The Nephilum and go to the pub for five years or something”
We asked Carl about The long awaited DVD and he handed us a home burnt DVD. When we got back to the office we excitedly slipped the long promised release into the office DVD player only to discover it to be a fifth generation copy of 70’s classic porn film “Caught from behind”.
We asked Fields of the nephilim founder member, Tony “Four silent Ts” Pettitt his opinion on the latest split in the Nephilim camp. Tony refused to comment but his charming fiancé, Spelt Wivanaitch, told us that Tony had taken a vow of silence and would only comment in writing. We received his letter yesterday which consisted of a drawing of a penis with a cowboy hat on.
We contacted Peter Yates but unfortunately this Peter Yates was not the ex Fields of the Nephilim guitarist but was the son of Lucy and Horace Yates of Acocks Green in Birmingham, Childhood next door neighbours of Midlands DJ Wild Bill Buttock. We had a nice cup of tea and got loads of dirt on, Mr Buttock, the inventor of “School disco Goth” and now sold out bastard.
We asked fans of Fields of The Nephilim their opinions:
Aidy, leader of the infamous Dawnrazor flying squad told us “ The Neph have been shit since 1992 but we all still go to the gigs to get pissed, perform acrobatics and have a fight.”
Self professed Nephilim expert Mark Anthony Guestlist told us “I knew all the time cus I know everything. I even know the name of the drummer, it’s erm…erm.. Colin, or is it Clive? It definitely starts with an C. Or is it a D? No definately a P, now I think of it. Cus I stood in the same road as him last year. By the way if you see Carl ask him if I can marry Scarlet cus I love her so much since seeing her at the Shepherds bush gig a couple of years ago. I’m sure she’ll remember me, I was the bloke that didn’t ask for Carl’s autograph cus I was too shy and a bit mental”.
Some nutty German wearing sunglasses, a big hat, a long overcoat and covered in plaster dust said “Carl ist ze living gott und I vould use his pubic hair az dental floss, He is zo very very wonderbar und can do no wrong in mein eyes.”
-
Mark Anthony Quested
- Leviathan
- Posts: 1058
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:24 am
-
Contact:
Post
by Mark Anthony Quested » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:09 pm
wild bill buttock wrote:Don't ask me how I know, but I've had a whisper that
Dominion Magazine will be publishing this article on thier online news thingy within the next week.
Lets hope it's not true eh?
Fields of the Nephilim to split again
In a shock press release yesterday, top gothic rockers Fields of the nephilim have announced they are to split. The two guitarists, bass player and drummer are to get an Eddie Vedder sound alike and form a band called Rubbercon.
The four musicians have been something of an enigma since joining mainman Carl McCoy when the last version of Fields of the Nephilim split up last month, and are known only as “The men with no names (and hats)” .
The blond guitarist that looks a bit like a tramp told us “We’ve decided to go our own way after we get paid for the forthcoming German Christmas festivals, as me and that bloke who wears the hat with dreadlocks sewn to it are a bit fed up with not being recognised for our huge input into the band”. Asked what this huge input into the band was, that bloke who wears the hat with dreadlocks sewn to it said “People think it’s easy looking up guitar tabs on the internet then learning them note for note, but I’m telling you it’s not”. The bands drummer refused to comment but bass guitarist, what’s-his-name, said “Don’t ask me mate, some bloke told me to stand here and hold his guitar while he went for a slash.”
Frontman Carl McCoy admitted he didn’t know who was actually in the band anymore. “All I know is some geezer that looks a bit like Nigel Planer picks me up from the pub every now and then, drives me to somewhere, puts me on a stage and tells me to sing. So it’s not Tony, Paul, Pete and Nod behind me then? Well fcuk me backwards, when did they leave then?”
Asked about the future of the band Carl said “Oh I’ll probably start calling myself The Nephilum and go to the pub for five years or something”
We asked Carl about The long awaited DVD and he handed us a home burnt DVD. When we got back to the office we excitedly slipped the long promised release into the office DVD player only to discover it to be a fifth generation copy of 70’s classic porn film “Caught from behind”.
We asked Fields of the nephilim founder member, Tony “Four silent Ts” Pettitt his opinion on the latest split in the Nephilim camp. Tony refused to comment but his charming fiancé, Spelt Wivanaitch, told us that Tony had taken a vow of silence and would only comment in writing. We received his letter yesterday which consisted of a drawing of a penis with a cowboy hat on.
We contacted Peter Yates but unfortunately this Peter Yates was not the ex Fields of the Nephilim guitarist but was the son of Lucy and Horace Yates of Acocks Green in Birmingham, Childhood next door neighbours of Midlands DJ Wild Bill Buttock. We had a nice cup of tea and got loads of dirt on, Mr Buttock, the inventor of “School disco Goth” and now sold out bastard.
We asked fans of Fields of The Nephilim their opinions:
Aidy, leader of the infamous Dawnrazor flying squad told us “ The Neph have been shit since 1992 but we all still go to the gigs to get pissed, perform acrobatics and have a fight.”
Self professed Nephilim expert Mark Anthony Guestlist told us “I knew all the time cus I know everything. I even know the name of the drummer, it’s erm…erm.. Colin, or is it Clive? It definitely starts with an C. Or is it a D? No definately a P, now I think of it. Cus I stood in the same road as him last year. By the way if you see Carl ask him if I can marry Scarlet cus I love her so much since seeing her at the Shepherds bush gig a couple of years ago. I’m sure she’ll remember me, I was the bloke that didn’t ask for Carl’s autograph cus I was too shy and a bit mental”.
Some nutty German wearing sunglasses, a big hat, a long overcoat and covered in plaster dust said “Carl ist ze living gott und I vould use his pubic hair az dental floss, He is zo very very wonderbar und can do no wrong in mein eyes.”
I must have been mistaken for a man who could actually give a toss!
Sometimes I sincerely wish Carl would quit the music industry for good, if only for his own sanity!
Closing the door quietly on my way out, so as not to disturb men with wild buttocks...
-
squishy
- Nephilim
- Posts: 1802
- Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:26 pm
Post
by squishy » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:37 pm
wild bill buttock wrote: Some nutty German wearing sunglasses, a big hat, a long overcoat and covered in plaster dust said “Carl ist ze living gott und I vould use his pubic hair az dental floss, He is zo very very wonderbar und can do no wrong in mein eyes.”
Didn't he also say, in that gruff but so very agreeable German accent of his, something about Carl's being an avid (and talented) kozachok dancer? I bet he did.
EDIT.
Those September Dominion charts . . . What's the fcuking Lady Gaga doing there?
Right after Joy Division and just before PIL?
remember what the doorknob said
-
wild bill buttock
- Nephilim
- Posts: 2571
- Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:00 pm
-
Contact:
Post
by wild bill buttock » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:50 pm
Mark Anthony Quested wrote:
I must have been mistaken for a man who could actually give a toss!
You've bloody well edited that, you cheat, so obviously you do give a toss
-
wild bill buttock
- Nephilim
- Posts: 2571
- Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:00 pm
-
Contact:
Post
by wild bill buttock » Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:04 pm
squishy wrote:
Those September Dominion charts . . . What's the fcuking Lady Gaga doing there?
Right after Joy Division and just before PIL?
The only thing I can think of is that when the DJs are submitting thier playlists they are having a bit of a laugh and lying.
I know when I submit mine I always add in a Tom Jones number or two.
-
ThomasB
- Nephilim
- Posts: 2654
- Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:07 pm
Post
by ThomasB » Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:11 pm
What in the name of Wayne Hussey's underpants is this Dominion thingie ?
A p**s-taking zine, the way NME used to fill entire columns and proving how their redactors were oh-so-fookin'-clever without actually writing anything of any significance ?
Fundraiser. You know, it's like Hellraiser, but without the Cenobites, the blood and all that.
IN NOMINE NEMO !
-
squishy
- Nephilim
- Posts: 1802
- Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:26 pm
Post
by squishy » Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:34 pm
wild bill buttock wrote:squishy wrote:
Those September Dominion charts . . . What's the fcuking Lady Gaga doing there?
Right after Joy Division and just before PIL?
The only thing I can think of is that when the DJs are submitting thier playlists they are having a bit of a laugh and lying.
I know when I submit mine I always add in a Tom Jones number or two.
Ah. That's kind of disappointing - I was hoping to learn that every Goth DJ has his/her evil twin/Doppelganger/mustachioed alter ego/shadow who every now and then makes them listen to and vote for, say, Lady Gaga. Or Boney M. Or Kajagoogoo.
remember what the doorknob said
-
wild bill buttock
- Nephilim
- Posts: 2571
- Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:00 pm
-
Contact:
Post
by wild bill buttock » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:25 pm
Mark Anthony Quested wrote:ThomasB wrote:What in the name of Wayne Hussey's underpants is this Dominion thingie ?
A p**s-taking zine, the way NME used to fill entire columns and proving how their redactors were oh-so-fookin'-clever without actually writing anything of any significance ?
twitter.com/dominionmag
http://www.facebook.com/.../Dominion-Ma ... 5183455308
Hmmm I wouldn't try clicking on those links if I were you unless you like reading fascinating articles like
The page you requested was not found
You may have clicked an expired link or mistyped the address. Some web addresses are case sensitive.
*
Return home
*
Go back to the previous page
If you are interested Thomas, Dominion is the goth section of "Terroriser" magazine. The online version can be found here
http://truecultheavymetal.com/index.php ... -magazine/
with fascinating articles like
this one (Click on the coloured words) amongst the more serious articles.
Still it's good to see the famous Dawnrazor sense of fun and irreverance is still alive and well
-
ThomasB
- Nephilim
- Posts: 2654
- Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:07 pm
Post
by ThomasB » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:49 pm
wild bill buttock wrote:[
If you are interested Thomas, Dominion is the goth section of "Terroriser" magazine. The online version can be found here
http://truecultheavymetal.com/index.php ... -magazine/
with fascinating articles like
this one (Click on the coloured words) amongst the more serious articles.
Still it's good to see the famous Dawnrazor sense of fun and irreverance is still alive and well
Oh. I see ! I refer to the use of UK magazines — well those I read at the time — filling up with innuendos that could be understood by ten people (usually the same), none of which were forking out the quids to buy the goddam magazine, sometimes making it impossible to read ! (That, and their "three weeks ago, we said The Marvellous Flying Arselickers were geniuses, now that you've all bought the record, they're a bunch of wankers, but now, The Fearsome Curdltossers are the future of rock n'roll… for the next three weeks" tendancy were more than irksome…
)
Now, with Ye Aulde Net, you can make sure that what will be funny for twenty people can be read by aforementioned twenty people, and the others can't be arsed to complain, since they did not pay for it anyway !
Pretty funny pieces both, by the way…
Fundraiser. You know, it's like Hellraiser, but without the Cenobites, the blood and all that.
IN NOMINE NEMO !
-
squishy
- Nephilim
- Posts: 1802
- Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:26 pm
Post
by squishy » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:32 pm
You're writing about Hussey splitting up - hasn't it occured to you that WH is actually doing mighty fine
in comparison to some other hat-totting Goths who do seem busy fracturing and imploding everything they get involved in?
* * *
FotN to split again? Nah, that'd be way too obvious. McCoy appears more interested in trying out the project Eldritch wanted to pursue himself - but evidently lacked the guts to do so. (For those who don't know what I'm talking about: somewhere in the early 1990s Eldritch was considering expelling himself from the Sisters so that the only remaining legitimate member of the band would be the Doktor). Now not only can McCoy expel himself from the band that, as we all very well know by now, he is, but by doing so he also expels himself from himself. Now that's bold; that's fresh and innovative. Way to go, man!
remember what the doorknob said
-
angry bob
- Nephilim
- Posts: 1732
- Joined: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:28 pm
Post
by angry bob » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:08 pm
morning comes as light burning out my eyes
-
aidy
- Dawnrazor
- Posts: 716
- Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 10:36 pm
Post
by aidy » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:53 pm
-
markandre13
- Leviathan
- Posts: 1203
- Joined: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:47 pm
-
Contact:
Post
by markandre13 » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:26 am
This is exactly the kind of stuff which the girl, whom we met after the Athens gig, refused to believe people here are doing.
And there's even
more. Ted's been quite busy! Fantastic!
"It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in." -- Lyndon B. Johnson
-
moomaaman
- Dawnrazor
- Posts: 745
- Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:36 pm
Post
by moomaaman » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:48 am
absolute quality. nice one ted
cover his eyes, so that he not over-analyse
-
ThomasB
- Nephilim
- Posts: 2654
- Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:07 pm
Post
by ThomasB » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:18 am
markandre13 wrote:
And there's even
more. Ted's been quite busy! Fantastic!
Pretty brilliant !
Now we could have a column about "tossers who throws in any boring one-liners in massive amounts on the comments section just to promote their bloody banners for selling a lots of wank no one cares for anyway", aye ?
Yes I'm eeeeeevil, mwah-ha-ha !
Fundraiser. You know, it's like Hellraiser, but without the Cenobites, the blood and all that.
IN NOMINE NEMO !
-
Kostas
- Dawnrazor
- Posts: 684
- Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:28 pm
Post
by Kostas » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:58 pm
-
wild bill buttock
- Nephilim
- Posts: 2571
- Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:00 pm
-
Contact:
Post
by wild bill buttock » Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:21 pm
You may well laugh
Kostas but this photo was on Andy Jackson's facebook this week with the caption..
Andy Jackson wrote:Me & Steve @ GothMonsterFest